I'm sorry but...

I can't do Lets Plays anymore on this blog, getting the damn things posted is WAY too annoying. I'm sorry...

Lets Play Secret of Evermore Part 3

Part 3: Can we play now?

Alright, after the annoyance of getting part 1 and 2 up. Here's part 3.

"Ow! That electricity hurts man. More than that Transformer movie hurt my brain...No wait, the Transformer was worse."

"OoOoOo...I feel like I have a hangover."

An intensely creepy guy approaches. Most likely a

Please don't start rhyming all the time...Or burst into song.

"I mean, that was awesome...Hopefully there isn't some creepy guy standing next to me right now."

"GAH! HOLY SHIT!"

"And why the hell are you sneaking up on people like that?"

Finding out why your a creepy old guy is not important? ...Then again, getting out of here and getting as far away from YOU does sound a lot more important.

What professor? And what experiments? The only interesting thing here is the machine I'm standing by.
...I hope its the professor from Back to the Future. That movie was/is awesome.

That's the professor?...And this guy I'm following is a robot?...And his name is CARL...Tron?!

Dude, I don't think he'll fall for that. (He does)

...!? Why is he standing so close to the prof?

Thank you good sir, how gentlemanly of you.

Maybe I was wrong about this guy. Its just a robot guy who needs some personality tweaks. I mean it's not like he's locking me in a cell or something.

...Oh bugger.

Next time: We finish the intro!

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I hope you enjoyed that, I also hope you appreciate me getting those emoticons from Something Awful (By the way, those emoticons belong to those guys) the posting thing on this site is a pain in the ass.

Lets Play Secret of Evermore Part 1 and 2

Update 1: What are we playing?

The game opens up with the Squaresoft logo. You can’t see the effect but the letters are on fire.

Ah Squaresoft they made TONS of good games at that time, back before they merged with Enix. Now they just make mediocre to crappy games (Except Dragon Quest 8, that was awesome). Good times, good times.

The after a small sequence of the camera panning over a machine of some kind, that I was too lazy to screenshot, we see the title. Yes, we’re playing “Secret of Evermore”, great game for the SNES, played it all the time when I was a kid though I never beat it. I’ll explain most of the mechanics in the (hopefully) next update. For now though…

WHAT…Is our name? (We’re a boy by the way)(Blog Edit: Name is already chosen)

(Note: Some people think the main character’s name is Matrix, i’ll use that if you want.)

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Update #2: Meet the hero everybody!

His name is Liam, lets begin shall we?

 Podunk?!…Hmm…

Ah the 60’s…What happened then?

Hey, remember Jacks? You put the things on the ground then you bounce the ball and pick up the things and…Man, things were boring back then.

Also note that you can definitely tell that this is the past because of the Sepia effect.

Who is Loxley and why is that woman crying about it?

Agent Smith had a hardware store?…What? It could happen.

Is it just me or does that sentence just sound funny to you?

Please note that the statue has breasts…
 
Anyway, at this point the camera is panning up a mansion of some sort.

With the power of SCIENCE!

You can definitely tell that science is going on from somebody explaining OUT-LOUD what they're doing and the flashing lights in the windows. (You’ll have to take my word for it for the last part.)

You fool! You crossed the * techno babble * with the * techno babble *.
(Translation: You stupid idiot! You crossed the streams! Have you never watched Ghostbusters?)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Woah, it was a time machine. Wait…Thirty years? So that means its…1995?

Okay, who is this Vexx person?

Our hero ladies and gentlemen…LIAM!

Oh and his dumb as a block of wood dog.

I already that he is a movie buff, right? I did? Good, cause he’ll be making a reference to made up movie (Almost) everytime he speaks…Which is not much.

This is why I said the dog was dumb as a brick. He went chasing after a cat to god-knows-where, so our hero rushes after him.

Yes, the dog ran north and yes that is towards the “Mansion of Science” from earlier.

Yes, lets walk into the abandoned and possibly very deadly house.

I think so too since it ran to the east, a direction we’ll never go.

Dog is still dumb as a brick.

I may as well mention that whatever they broke made squishing noises…Make your own assumptions and please do not tell me them.

…What?

And this guy is SUPPOSED to be a movie buff. You NEVER go into a secret passage, NEVER!

Hey! Only I can do the techno babble around here.

Lets idiotically test it!…Now wheres the button?

 
Okay, who pushed the button?

Oh crap…

DOOOOOOOOOG!

Get out of there, man!

With my last breath, I curse that damn DOG!
 

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

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Alright, part three will come tomorrow.

Also, does anybody want to help customize my Blog?